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I am posting a list of good rate newspaper ads,
1.For sale: an antique desk suitable for lady with thick legs and large drawers.
2.Used Cars: Why go elsewhere to be cheated? Come here first!
3.We will oil your sewing machine and adjust tension in your home for $1.00.
4.For Sale--Diamonds $20; microscopes $15.
5.We do not tear your clothing with machinery. We do it carefully by hand.
6.Tired of cleaning yourself? Let me do it.
7.Wanted. Widower with school-age children requires person to assume general housekeeping duties. Must be capable of contributing to growth of family.

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