Ahaahahahhhhhhhh! That would SUCK.

A local United Way office realized that the organization had never received a donation from the town's most successful lawyer. The person in charge of contributions called him to persuade him to contribute.

"Our research shows that out of a yearly income of at least $500,000, you give not a penny to charity. Wouldn't you like to give back to the community in some way?"

The lawyer mulled this over for a moment and replied, "First, did your research also show that my mother is dying after a long illness, and has medical bills that are several times her annual income?"

Embarrassed, the United Way rep mumbled, "Um ... no."

The lawyer interrupts, "or that my brother, a disabled veteran, is blind and confined to a wheelchair?"

The stricken United Way rep began to stammer out an apology, but was interrupted again.

"or that my sister's husband died in a traffic accident," the lawyer's voice rising in indignation, "leaving her penniless with three children?!"

The humiliated United Way rep, completely beaten, said simply, "I had no idea..."

On a roll, the lawyer cut him off once again, "So if I don't give any money to them, why should I give any to you?"

The Employee:

Dear Bo$$, A$ all of u$ have red from the new$paper, the $ingapore ecoconomy ha$ come out
Of the rece$$ion. In thi$ life, we all need $omething mo$t de$perately. I think you $hould be
Under$tanding of the need$ of u$ worker$ who have given $o much $upport including $weat
And $ervice to your company. I am $ure you will gue$$ what I mean and re$pond $oon.

Your $incerely,
$teven $oh

Boss's reply:

Dear Steven,

I kNOw you have been working very hard. NOw a days, NOthing much has changed. You must
Have NOticed that our company is NOt doing NOticeably well as yet.

NOw the newpaper are saying the world's leading ecoNOmists are NOt sure if the United
States may go into aNOther recession. After the NOvember presidential election things may
Turn bad.

I have NOthing more to add NOw. You kNOw what I mean.

Yours truly,
NOrman NOn

Manager

Not a bad one XD

Liked many jokes but small jokes are good like Nickman shared! as easy to read and laugh!

funny funny indeed