I don't know about you guys, but I think a lot of our expressions are just a little stupid. Let me show you some examples and we'll see if you can come up with any as well :)

Dumb Guy Wrote:What's up?

I know this is VERY commonly used, but what does it really mean? What's up can only be answered by saying: In a direction opposite to the center of the earth or a comparable gravitational center.

Dumb Guy Wrote:Have a good one

Have a good what? Week, day, month? It seems to missing a crucial part of the sentence. And why am I limited to just one of them? Why can't I always have a good month/week/day? You're commanding (It's a command) me to only have one good one, so therefore the rest are supposed to be bad?

Dumb Guy Wrote:There is no words to express how I'm feeling (or something similar)

Then why are you talking?

Dumb Guy Wrote:I wear the pants in this family

Do I really have to go on?

And my personal favorite:

Dumb Guy Wrote:I know, right?

If you know, why are you asking?

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Yes, you're right!

lol some good ones there!

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Dumb Guy Wrote:How's it hanging?

What the heck is it? Or do I not want to know?

Short story: I said how's it hanging to a guy from a different country once and he said "A little to the left" Took me a while to figure out what he meant.

wow, these are funny... it kinda reminds me of the whole 'Drive on a Parkway and Park on a Driveway' thing... I remember hearing one time someone say something that was really stupid... If i remember it, I will post it.