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A joke
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tommykent1210 Offline
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A joke
A 75-year old man went to his doctor's office to get a sperm count. The doctor gave the man a jar and said, "Take this jar home and bring me back a sample tomorrow."

The next day, the 75-year old man reappears at the doctor's office and gives him the jar, which is as clean and empty as on the previous day.

The doctor asks what happened, and the man explains:
"Well, doc, it's like this. First I tried with my right hand, but nothing. Then I tried with my left hand, but nothing. Then I asked my wife for help.

She tried with her right hand, but nothing. Then her left, but nothing. She even tried with her mouth, first with the teeth in, then with the teeth out, and still nothing.

Hell, we even called up the lady next door, and she tried with both hands and her mouth too, but nothing."

The doctor was shocked. "You asked your NEIGHBOR?"

The old man replied, "Yep, but no matter what we tried, we couldn't get the damn jar open!"
(This post was last modified: 09-09-2009, 03:28 AM by tommykent1210)
09-09-2009, 03:27 AM
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Andraž Rihtar Offline
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RE: A joke
Thats hilarious! Thanks for sharing Lol

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09-09-2009, 05:32 AM
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RE: A joke
(09-09-2009 05:32 AM)Svizy Wrote:  Thats hilarious! Thanks for sharing Lol

Yeah, ty very much for sharing, Lol,:lol.
I have doubleLOLed. xDBig Grin

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09-09-2009, 06:01 AM
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RE: A joke
AAAAAAAAAAHHAHAHA
I laugh a lot!
09-13-2009, 12:29 AM
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Mr. Lu Offline
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RE: A joke
Hmm, that's pretty hilarious. Yet inappropriate.
09-13-2009, 01:26 AM
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Speed Offline
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RE: A joke
LòL.
Thanks for sharing xD
12-22-2009, 12:18 AM
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evilgenius142 Offline
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RE: A joke
hahahaha
06-08-2010, 09:46 PM
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maddy26 Offline
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RE: A joke
How silly the old man is?
06-14-2010, 09:18 PM
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